im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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