and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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