Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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