thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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