so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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