once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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