Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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