Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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