3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize