I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
soo... how was my night?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
