it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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