You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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