The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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