Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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