It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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