no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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