Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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