covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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