I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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