don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just googled if crying burns calories
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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