Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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