Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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