We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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