He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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