This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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