do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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