i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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