going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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