I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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