Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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