I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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