I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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