you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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