so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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