Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
where are you?
Hypothermia
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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