I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
jump out the window naked night went bad
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