You're so nebulous sometimes
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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