Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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