I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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