i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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