Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
then he tried to convert me to islam
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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