this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
