Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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