You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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