How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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