And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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