is wine microwaveable?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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