IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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