everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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