is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just cut my nipple shaving
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
