okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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