I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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