I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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