i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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