Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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