So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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